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A person who spends time poking and smelling other mens' sperm. Usually called Ryan.
"Hey, what's up man?"
"Nothin' much, just sniffing sperm, looking for wrigglers"
"Man, you're such a jizz whisperer."
A chug splash from fortnite
Yeah im bouta splash some jizz tins!
A tactic employed by Law Enforcement Officers in which the arresting officer/s ejaculate into the pockets of the suspect
Just as I was bringing her in I had to give her some of that pocket jizz
The process of using melted cheese or fondue as a lubricant
Person 1: Why were you late to work
Person 2: Nah fam I clapped cheeks with the sis and some fondue today, had to jizz with the wizz
Person 1: *Commits*
wanking someone off whilst they have a seizure or whilst being electrocuted
hey i heard milo T got given an electric jizz
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When your vibrator short circuits but you still orgasm
(Electrocution noises) from electric jizz
(JJJ)
This is ONLY for those that made it through both NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December) congrats to all of those men, you all make me proud
Man 1: “YES I DID IT!!! Now I can do jumbo jizz January.”
Man 2: “congrats, I fucking suck.”