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One who stimulates/fingers their bottom hole whilst masturbating.
Jack got so turned on by “Transsexual Heartbreakers Vol 2” he had to drop his trousers and have a pokey bum wank.
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To masturbate wearing an opened plastic sandwich bag instead of condom. Hence, no messy clean up and less expensive especially with coupons and sales.
Money is tight right now so I had to ghetto posh wank instead of buying condoms.
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The act of causing agonising friction burns to the hand or genitais due to extended or prolonged acts of masturbation ,deliberately
I am suffering today I tell you my penis is raw, I masturbated 3 times for over 2 hours, suffering from serious wank arson now
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The noise made directly after wanking into a pot.
Ashy finished masturbating into his messy pot and then let out a little wank squeal.
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Pokie bum wank is when you slide a finger or a couple of fingers up your ass whilst having a wank.
"Hey Marv , I'm ducking home quick for a pokie bum wank ay bruv"
A wank just before you go to a party in the hope that you will end up sleeping with a girl and consequently you are on top form.
Dude 1: Im so glad i had that Pre party wank.
Dude 2: Whys that.
Dude 1: I beat my PB of 2 minutes!
When you sit on your hand for an extended period of time then proceed to masturbate. Your hand will have gone numb so it feels like someone else is doing it for you.
"Me and Dave combined the Blind man's wank with a Dutch Rudder last night"
"Really? I've got to try that! Sounds like a rush!"