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Taking lettuce, and other salad ingredients put them on a chicks ass, then cover you're penis with Thousand Island and fuck her until it's like a salad
This morning I saw lettuce in bob's room, I think him and Devlin did a Belgian Salad Bowl last night.
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When a gay man licks out his lover's anus for an hour or longer, especially after he swallowed a full bottle of Wishbone Italian salad dressing.
Jon Basquiat couldn't wait to try the endless salad bowl that Clive offered him.
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When someone on social media wants to say something, especially in politics on Facebook and Twitter, but doesn't know enough to make a reasonable argument, s/he will often string a few words together followed by five or six hashtags, believing that they've won the argument.
"Hillary is the most corrupt politician everrrrr. #feelthebern #bernieorbust #birdiesanders #hillno"
If that hashtag word salad is the best you can do, you've lost the argument.
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(v.) The act of licking the rim and mine shaft of your partner’s sphincter the day after they have eaten one too many Jack in the Box .99 tacos. Usually a chunky residue of the resultant explosive diarrhea laced with taco grease remains as an added layer of taste and texture.
That Jim sure likes to eat those nasty Jack in the Box tacos; he says his dog Heidi loves to eat his tossed taco salad afterwards.
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When your government has no intelligence whatsoever and would rather run your country like a business. Sort of a metaphor to the different aspects tossed in together.
The United States government is a politically defective salad.
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when you smear peanut butter on yours or your partners asshole and let the dog lick it off while your having sex.
I have yet to tell my girlfriend the real reason I have peanut butter next to the bed. If she knew I was having a peanut butter salad every night she would be so jealous.
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When your ready to bang and your girl wants to eat salad so you rip open a bag of salad and dick her down and blow ranch all over that salad for her.
yeah last night Jane wanted salad during sex so I gave her the ol dicker down salad and that filled her up.
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