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A specail type of oral sex when the blowee's penis is covered with BBQ sauce.
Guy 1: Last night, I got a Kansas City Special!
Guy 2: What kind of BBQ sauce did she use?
Guy 1: Spicy, cuz she is a Jackson County freak!
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In need of a birth control method and without a condom, a man wraps a plastic Wal-Mart bag around his penis and secures it with a rubber band at the base
Julia Roberts wanted it raw dog, but the bitch was in heat so I gave her the Hotel Quincy special.
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Refers to what the former New Jersey Gov. Jim McGreevey, his wife and a page called their orgies. The "intense" escapades, he said, usually began with a "couple of drinks" at a local T.G.I. Friday's and culminated in "a hard-core consensual sex orgy" between the three of them at McGreevey's Woodbridge condo.
My friend Dan took me to TGIF's and asked me if i wanted to do a "Friday Night Special" with him and his wife.
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A organization designed specifically for people that are not "normal"
I am a certified member of the Special People's Club!
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Fingering, to pleasure a girl with two fingers.
I totally just special beam cannon'd lianne.
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an insult; one who can only hope of being in the special olympics.
Matt's another special olympics hopeful.
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Any first name unfortunately bestowed upon a child that is shared with the name of a city, state, car or truck model, precious metal or stone, liquor, or a general word that indicates something of worth. Your child is destined to require Special Education if you make the unfortunate decision to name them one of these. Examples include, but are not limited to: London, Dakota (meets criteria of truck model and state), Platinum, Diamond, Courvoisier, or Treasure.
Dakota is in sixth grade, but still cannot recite his ABC's. Wow, it's gotta be the Special Education name his parents gave him.
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