Jacob

Wierd, Closet Gay

Normal Human: "you know that new kid? he's such a Jacob"

Jacob

The man whoriest man whore who ever man whored

Jacob is one real man whore alright

Jacob

Looks like sideshow bob

Guy 1: Hey you see that guy he looks like sideshow bob

Guy 2: that’s jacob!

Jacob

Basically a retard

Guys, look, it's Jacob!
Jacob: "Hello beautiful people"

Jacob

Knows jack shit about star wars.

Jacob: "Anakin married Leia."

Jacob

A wettie who who will not allow anyone to make fun of him. Can give it but will not take it and will always end up crying back to mummy.

Jacob’s a bit of a wettie ngl.

Jacob

Jacob is Obese as fuck! If you ever meet a Jacob he is definitely addicted to video games. He is very kind and funny but can be annoying sometimes too. If you find a Jacob don’t let him go.

Woah your getting big like Jacob !