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Jordan

Stole my yeezys

Guy 1: Yo where are my yeezys
Guy 2: Jordan Stole em
Guy 1: FUCK

by aaronlong0712 November 11, 2020


Jordan

Jordan is a very kind boy. He is the best that could have happened in my life I am so grateful for him, he has always been there for me and always knows how to comfort people. If he is your friend you are lucky but if you are dating him YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST GIRL/BOY IN THE WORLD! everything that he does is the best. He will never make you feel left out, he will always stand up for you he is most of the time freaky

I love Jordan so much

by 𝒶𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁 <3333 November 28, 2022


Jordan

SUBMISSIVE AND BREEDABLE WILL AGREE TO GO TO DENNY'S WHENEVER PROBABLY AN ELECTRICAL ENGINEER AND A NERD

"Hey Jordan, you wanna go to Denny's?"
*Jordan cries*

by roxanneisatdennys June 7, 2022


Jordan

Umm so prepare to read a rant....THIS DUDE THIS FREAKING DUDE is the WORST (trust me)....so first of all he has ANGER ISSUES like punches hole in walls, second he is one of those people that are smart (not a genius by ANY means what so ever) but refuses to try at all....he has a GPA under 1.5 when he is perfectly capable of keeping it higher than a 3.5 He also moves on and dates people super quickly and if he doesn't have a gf he is more than willing to go back to his ex till he finds one even if he doesn't like her. He is also sorta a jerk to his gf....his gf and him were sitting by eachother and his gf was talking about a wedding (they are 17 so obviously it was just a fantasy not really a plan) and me (a very single person) says I'm not gonna plan my wedding not like anyone is gonna marry me anyway AND JORDAN AKA HER BF AGREES WITH ME....and this other girl had a crush on Jordan and he WENT ON VACATION WITH HER WHILE HE HAD A GF and when he came back he said "he just didn't love her anymore"

(Oh and Jordan if you see this we know about September 6th-16th in 2019 and all the post YOU HAD A GF)

Also Jordans a drummer he is okay but stop practicing when everything else is quiet on the worlds LOUDEST instrument

person 1- That rant was crazy

Me (the person that wrote it)- Yah, but its not an attack at all Jordans just that one
Other Jordans- thank the lord

by Matilda_Squid8573 September 25, 2020


jordans

african americans or black people

Look at those jordans over there they are so handsome

by Shiny:Drool: April 7, 2021


Jordan

The biggest asshole you’ll ever meet he’s sweet but super insecure don’t ever date one.

Oh your dating Jordan I’ll be praying for you

by Laquanesha October 31, 2022


Jordan

Some kid with a crusty lip and looks like some one chewed on it

Hey who is that

Jordan he looks like somone chewed on his lip

by Blueberry all’s January 13, 2020