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Math Teacher

A subterranean beast that resembles an old woman. They can be found in sewers, abandoned subway systems, and other dark, wet places. They hibernate every 20 years, then come out of their lair and apply for a job at the local middle or high school. These creatures love watching children suffer, and will regularly steal or "confiscate" the belongings of their students. Math teachers also have the unique ability to warp time and space, making their class period last longer than the others. Every couple of years a child will go missing at school and then a few months later they'll find the body in the sewer. There is still some speculation, but theorists suggest this was the teachers fault.

"The math teacher has given me enough homework to last me until retirement!"

by larrybobjoe January 6, 2022


Math teacher

A Person that teaches pie, doesn't eat it.

Dad ate my homework cause my Math teacher said it had pie in it

by Meth teacher March 12, 2022


Math teacher

Someone who always makes jokes about everything, gives bad grades, always draw hella weird shit on the board, and never sits still.

Student 1: umm why is there a weird drawing on the board?
Student 2: oh just the math teacher

by Thehotemolol December 12, 2021


Math teacher

A creature that teaches math

X:who is teaching you horror clas- i mean math?
Z:the math teacher

by Legend123456789101112131415161 January 18, 2022


Math Teacher

Easily the worst human being to exist, we all had one at some point

Math Teacher: What is 1-1

Ummm 0-
Math Teacher: Now, add that by 163,203 and times it by 399.90
OH MY GOD!!!

by EA SPORTS ITS IN DA GAME March 20, 2024


Math Mad

In simple words a person that have a strong relationship with the maths, using some math expresions un his phrases

The guy in my class is a math mad, he say to me "son of a binomio" "You are a zeptogram"

by Solidzer0 January 26, 2023


boobie math

Equivalent to the word “rad”, combination of two cool things in the world. Boobies and math. It’s best used with this hand signal: 🤟🏼

Stay in school, boobies are cool. Boobie math
“Hey I just aced my test! I just got a date! Boobie math bro”

by DJ SS January 16, 2024