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Matthew chong

Some guy never knows what he is doing and says random inappropriate stuff out loud, he uses girls as toothbrushes. He has a flat ass and nipple peircings. He is so short the ants accidentally step on him.

Oh god my boyfriends a matthew chong

by Santa hoe hoe hoe December 9, 2016


Matthew 10:43

thou must not eat ice cream until an hour after dinner time

I think Matthew 10:43 is my favorite verse! I’m gonna put it into my instagram bio.

by ladycapulet#4 June 5, 2022


Leo Cucked Matthews

The act of a brown woman (usually with the name Murby) cucking white fat men with a big brawlic black man named Requis

Hey man do you know what happen to jim?
YEAH BRO HIS NEW NAME IS LEO CUCKED MATTHEWS

by GasDrinkingHorse June 21, 2024


Matthewing

A hoe ass nigga that do hoe ass shit all the time for no good reason...just cause he/she like being a how....originated from the butler family...also a snitch Bitch

So you took it upon yourself to rat me out even though you weren't arrested.. That's some Matt ass shit man...you matthewing dawg

by Matthewing January 24, 2016


Matthew Earl

When someone is small, but has a large temper and is easily angered.

Jesus Christ he is such a Matthew Earl!

by Fats and Clive January 21, 2018


The Matthew Benton

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

The Matthew Benton

Petros: are you coming to my party ?

Matthew: yeah definitely mate, wouldn't miss it for the world!

Narrator: This was a lie. Matthew had no intention of ever attending the party

by Big Akin May 24, 2019


The Matthew Benton

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

The Matthew Benton

Petros: are you coming to my party ?

Matthew: yeah definitely

Narrator: Matthew never attends the party

by Big Akin May 24, 2019