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Also known as Nathanielinah the ballerina. They love it when you call them that. It'll bring warmth into their heart, and they'll appreciate it when you call them Nathanielinah the ballerina
Shayna: how are you Nathanielinah the ballerina?
Nathan: aw, I love that nick name. I'm doing great!
The funniest guy you'll ever meet, whilst somehow also being the smartest. Once he hits his thirties, Nathan will be making ten times your salary, have a hot wife, beautiful kids, a paid in full six bedroom house, and have a successful standup career on the side. You will never measure up to him.
Andrew Tate: "I wish I was like Nathan man, he's got everything I don't".
Tate simp: "Like what?"
Andrew Tate: "A likable personality".
there are 2 types of nathan. NO IN BETWEEN!! one is insanely autistic, has every mental illness but doesnt know it, full name nathaniel, listens to avenged sevenfold, has a frightening obsession with freddy mercury, mexican, long hair, watches anime, loves goth girls, a literal nerd, and tried to learn the guitar to impress some ladies but then quit while learning f chord. he definitely likes chess too. 5'7? 5'9.
the 2nd one is white, has either light brown or dirty blonde hair, also a nerd but not a cool nerd. genuinely really cringe but you feel bad for him so you dont beat his ass.. weird obsession with minecraft and that creeper hoodie. nobody fucking knows what his music taste is. he likes sharks (sharks are fucking awesome by the way i love talking about sharks with a nathan they get it)
wahh: "oooh is that nathan?!! how have YOU been bro it's been too long"
nathan 1: "ive been great man! how have you been?"
wahh: "honestly i have no idea. im just chillin. whats been going on in your life to make it so great??"
nathan 1: "oh i get it. i feel like that too sometimes.. my girlfriend broke up with me because shes not in the right state of mind and ive been having suicidal thoughts and seeing.. yeah my girlfriend broke up with me but my other girlfriend comforted me and my other other girlfriend sent me a picture of her tits. i also got into a car crash on the way here. there's a 3 inch deep cut on my leg right now i think i see some bone but i found a new favorite game to play. i got a job too, it pays well. i spent like $30 on my ex, brooke. i got her a stuffed shark plushie cause shes fuckin obsessed with them... we hung out for a bit and it was really nice in general but she won't break up with her boyfriend soo. her dad also saw my penis. him and his motorcyle gang found out where i live and have been stalking me and trying to kill me- i think they're actually the ones who crashed into my car..."
wahh: "what the fuck"
wahh: "i love you dude but what the fuck"
wahh: "hi nathan'
nathan 2: "My dad punched me in the balls. He said something -which i won't repeat- about me because I stayed up for 4 days straight playing minecraft... He called me a slow fucking bitch. That's not even the longest I've stayed up!"
wahh: "thats cool i think.."
oh yeah nathan is definitely at least a little autistic and listens to avenged sevenfold
i hate nathan
"hey nathan whats good man how you been"
"i have 4 new interesting facts to tell you about and they all have to do with freddy mercury"
Usually a chill dude. Likes to have good ole time despite hating life. Does hella drugs too
Yo, is Nathan pulling up?
Yeah bro, I think he’s probably smoking otw here
Truly the cutest boy you will ever meet. He may be shy at first but once you get to talking to him he is super funny, so charismatic, enthusiastic, charming, cheerful, handsome, attentive, considerate, easygoing, and honest..
Anyone to know someone like this is so lucky, like myself. I wish I had more time to get to know him because with this boy you will only ever scratch the surface, or it may feel like that.. theres always more to know- and boy I wish i did. (6)
“You cant end up liking every guy you meet, ya’ know?”
“…Hes not just “anyone”. I've never met someone so interesting as Nathan in my life.”