White crow

1)A malevolent omen; an indication of bad things to come. 2) a Trojan horse; something that at first seems great but turns out to be a disaster.

"I saw a white crow on lakes road. It wasn't no albino neither"

Eddie's new car was a white crow; it looked great but it's vin number revealed it to be a refurbished Katrina vehicle.

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White Magic

(n.)A high grade marijuana that is grown by using a hydroponic lighting system and by adding cocain in the water used to feed the plant.

"White magic is hard to find where I live."

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white meat

A crucial beating

He got beat down to the white meat

Imma told yall ima buss ur head ta da white meat

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White Slushy

A drink composed of spermicidal fluids and crushed ice.

"I switched Preston's drink to a white slushy last night because he was being a total prick"

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white pudding

Cocaine, nose candy, yayo

"Im flippin that white pudding" (cam'ron)

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White Denial

When you pretend to be shocked or in a state of denial on hearing new information purely for the benefit of the conversation.

1.
John: That pint cost me 4 pound! Can you believe that?

Sarah: (who already knew that and is in totally white denial) never!

2.

Layla: He told me I was fat and that he fancied my sister!

Mark: No! (Is totally in white denial and would totally fuck her sister)

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White Mom

A White Mom is someone who shoves dry, unseasoned ass chicken down your damn throat.

To become a "White Mom", you must meet all these qualifications:
- Never season your chicken, including salt and pepper
- Always call the manager, no matter the issue
- Be 42% Norweigan, 32.8% French, 8% Swedish, 7% Welsh, 4% Irish, and 100% ANNOYING
- Only shop at Whole Foods, Sprouts, and sometimes Safeway. Don't even think of going to Walmart, Karen.

- Wake up your children, Mary and Joey III, to go to church at 6 AM every Sunday
- Be divorced or married to your cousin
- Drive a Porsche Cayenne or a Ford Fiesta
- Only let your kids watch G rated movies

(Me) Dude, I hate White Moms, yesterday I was at my friend Brian's house, and his mom was a bitch
(Random Guy) Um... what the hell dude, you were at my house yesterday!
(Me realizing what I said) Oh shit...

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