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One who stimulates/fingers their bottom hole whilst masturbating.
Jack got so turned on by “Transsexual Heartbreakers Vol 2” he had to drop his trousers and have a pokey bum wank.
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To masturbate wearing an opened plastic sandwich bag instead of condom. Hence, no messy clean up and less expensive especially with coupons and sales.
Money is tight right now so I had to ghetto posh wank instead of buying condoms.
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The act of causing agonising friction burns to the hand or genitais due to extended or prolonged acts of masturbation ,deliberately
I am suffering today I tell you my penis is raw, I masturbated 3 times for over 2 hours, suffering from serious wank arson now
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The noise made directly after wanking into a pot.
Ashy finished masturbating into his messy pot and then let out a little wank squeal.
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A wank just before you go to a party in the hope that you will end up sleeping with a girl and consequently you are on top form.
Dude 1: Im so glad i had that Pre party wank.
Dude 2: Whys that.
Dude 1: I beat my PB of 2 minutes!
The act of masturbating right before you fall asleep, most commonly during the afternoon.
I'll meet up with you later tonight, right now I just want to go home for a little wank n' tank to recharge.
Pokie bum wank is when you slide a finger or a couple of fingers up your ass whilst having a wank.
"Hey Marv , I'm ducking home quick for a pokie bum wank ay bruv"