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The best Danganronpa fanfiction ever. A pissfic written by Archive of Our Own user taitofan featuring Ouma Kokichi with various other characters from the game.
Person 1 : dude i just read let it all out
Person 2 : the dr piss??
Person 1 : DUDE YES IM SCARRED FOR LIFE
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A person who's primary goal in life, is to have as much sex with the female gender, as humanly possible. Perpetually unattached romantically, they care nothing for the notion of descretion. Completely uninhibited in their behaviour, they will fornicate anywhere, with anyone, at anytime. Often are either revered, or despised for their qualities.
"He's a nice guy. But don't expect any type of relationship from him. Because he's all about the beave."
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Howard Stern is the king of all media goddamnit.
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the fifth album from the nu metal band slipknot( the previous four being "vol.3", "iowa", "slipknot", and "mate,feed,kill,repeat") a new and experemental step for the band.
'knot fan- dude this is different.
dude- wat?
'knot fan- slipknots new album all hope is gone its depressing.
dude- sssssp (smokes joint)
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A jerk fest. Developed from the phrase "Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten." Thus to masturbate many times within a night is to kill many kittens. Hence, "death to all kittens."
Buddy: This is some really hot porn.
Dude: Death to all kittens!
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a good band that has lost some of their luster. their members are tyson ritter, bass and vocals, nick wheeler, guitar and vocals, mike kennerty, guitar and vocals, chris gaylor, drums. they started out with their first album "the all american rejects" which was a great album. their sophmore album "move along" was also a classic. their third album, though still good, was a bit of a letdown. their other two are only remembered by long time fans, and now every 13 year old girl in the country is putting proclaming "OMG!!!! WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE I HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL"
you will also find that on their myspace and facebook status updates.
do yourself a favor and check out their first two albums to get to know the real rejects. check out their songs like why worry, happy endings, don't leave me, dance inside, straight jacket feeling, change your mind, and time stands still.
13 year old girl: "i hope this gives you hell! omg!!"
true all american rejects fan: "you poser, you don't even know the all american reject's true style. go check out their songs like move along, why worry, don't leave me, and dance inside"
13 year old girl: "what is thaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?"
true all american rejects fan: "go listen to lady gaga you poser."
a good man: dude, the all american rejects are a good band
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kill all men is a hashtag created by lowlife asshole girls when there crush from 16 years ago rejected them so they now they just amuse that all men are bad because they only have one brain cell so they can't realize that every person has a different personality sadly they don't gain any brain cells in doing this by realizing how dumb this is they instead make other people lose brain cells by consonantly posting about their idiotic belief on social media most of the time on the app tiktok. but let's just see what would happen if all men died ready 1.2.3 the whole human population would end because humans could not reproduce thats it and don't even get me started on the bone mare o shit because those babies only last 3 days and they look like baraka from mortal kombat in conclusion fuck kill all men girls
rando girl with 0 brain cells:kill all men
people with a brain: stop it go outside a get a life
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