1. A bacon flavored condom. With extra sour cream.
2. Moonshine loves being wrapped in bacon!
3. When the police place you in handcuffs.
1. Hey honey can you grab some bacon wraps from the store for tonight?
2. I'm moonshine duhh! Farm chickens!!!
3. Man I hate you pigs don't slap those bacon wraps on me!
A fictional cereal based around the well-known character from Roblox called "Bacon Hair".
Noob: I thought Cereal Bacon Flakes were in this game
Bacon: No, sadly they aren't :C
What used to be a pig but then cops took that name.
"Mom...i said i wanted alive bacon...NOT A FUCKING PIG"
Someone who steals bacon from your fridge or freezers...while u are away.
The bacon snatchers took all our Bacon.
When you are sitting in IHop and you reach for your bacon and realize you it wasn't your bacon.
When you take a stranger's bacon by accident.
When you take bacon that isn't yours.
Luke was sitting in IHop and he reached for his bacon and then realized it was Stranger Bacon!
An undcover cop that's out to get white people that are out buying $30 a G.
Hey man some invisible bacon confiscated my weed. It's okay though, it was my dad's money.