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"checks and balances" system

A form of government-operation whereby you are guaranteed "level" or "fair overall" treatment if you are generous with your "checks" to bribe local/state/federal officials, or if you are sufficiently rich (i.e., you have a large enough "balance" in da bank) that said officials feel obliged to make special allowances for you.

We may ostensibly have a "checks and balances" system, but it never seems to help out "da little guy" very much.

by QuacksO January 1, 2019


Check it

Positive or negative reaction to almost anything

Yo, that guy is crazy! Check it!
This pizza sucks. Check it!
Rams win the Super Bowl, Check it!

by Nym541 February 15, 2022


Vegas check in

When a programmer submits a large code change Friday night before leaving on vacation that breaks the mainline build.

*Monday Morning
Developer: "There are a bunch of changes that broke the build; looks like Paul's changes from Friday night. It's pretty complicated, 32 files changed. We should let him know so he fix it."
Developer Lead: "No can do. He pulled a Vegas check in and is on vacation for next 2 weeks, we'll have to rollback the change."

by December 15, 2022


pulse check

An test or exam so easy that anyone with a pulse would pass.

That midterm was a pulse check! Easiest 100 of my life!

by rotmgtroller February 15, 2024


canary check

Taken from the times miners had a Canary down in the mine shafts to detect deadly gasses, this is a check of a toilet after destroying it with your bodily waste to make sure it's clear.

"I'm just gonna use the loo."
"Hang on. I was in there. Let me give it a Canary Check."

by Sir_Rutto September 10, 2019


Sky Check

that thing your cat does when she/he wants to go outside only to stand or sit there for a short period of time then come back in

*cats meows at door for five minutes straight*

"Ok fine" *opens door cat runs out then closes door and begins to walk away* "meow meow meow" "damn you cat and your sky checks

or

*cats meows at door for five minutes straight*

"Ok fine" *opens door cat sits there and looks out* "well which is it?" *five minutes later* "which is you blasted cat?! Are you done with you sky check?!!!

by Absol Night July 17, 2011


Room Check

An activity carried out typically by Seniors and some Juniors in which the room checker will fuck around with the room checker in a multitude of ways, i.e. dick pillow, sausage microwaving, meat goggles, making Brett call himself a weenie, and interrogating a freshman about why they only hit him up to fish.

“Yo that freshman got room checked so hard”

“Yeah, I don’t know if he’s ever gonna look at sausages the same way ever again”

by A damn beast. July 18, 2019