Dick Space

the manly term for leg room in the back of a car.

I dont got any dick space, move the damn seat up!

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Dick Shark

Any person who, literally or figuratively, aggressively tries to wrap their cock hungry lips around a dick.

Literal usage isn’t hard to imagine:

You are making out with your girlfriend, and surprisingly quickly her, lips start tracing down your treasure trail and before you know it, she has your dick in mouth - d.i.m.

“Oh Veronica, you little dick shark”

The gay guy at a club is really going after some cock:

“Look at Jesse up at the bar hitting on that tall, handsome Dutchman - total little dick shark”

Your 35-year old, single, female, career-driven boss hasn’t been on her back in months, and at the office party:

“Look - Lisa keeps brushing Craig’s belt buckle while they chat it up.” “Yeah, she’s being a real dick shark.”

Figuratively, it means anyone who is sucking up, or using sexual appeal to get ahead:

“The clients came to town and Ian was a total dick shark – couldn’t get their zippers open fast enough.”

“Tina’s nervous about the re-organization – nothing but the boss’s cock in her mouth will calm that little dick shark down.”

One last twist is to use it as a fake name.

The parts counter clerk barreled – “So you think this is warranty, ehh, well step on into Dick Shark’s office, and you two can straighten it out”

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mean dick

what girls who give quality head suck.

i hooked up with that megan chick last night, she sucks a mean dick.

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dick smoker

A homosexual; a guy who gives head to other guys.

Watch out for Phil, he's a real dick smoker.

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Moby Dick

It's a book...

Moby Dick is one of the most monumental books published in the Ninteenth century, and is the greatest sea story ever told... I don't know where these other sick fucks got their information.

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dick plunging

When you are getting head and grab her ponytail with both hands and pull it up and down as if you were plunging a toilet

I was getting road head and ended up dick plunging my girlfriend.

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dick paper

The tissue or toilet paper that sticks to your cock after wiping of the post-sex-cum.

Guy: Honey pass me the tissues...wipe.
Girl: Ooooh, you have dick paper!!!

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