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When you date someone who has an ugly face and a terrible body.
"Your girlfriend is neither hot nor does she have a good body. You've got a double-dip of disgusting and I feel sorry for you."
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That perfect amount of dip (salsa, hummus, etc.) to a chip leaving one with no extra dip or chips extremely rare
Guy 1: Holy crap I got the perfect chip to dip ratio
Guy 2: Are you some type of wizard or something
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When you are having sex with a women doggie style you pull your dick out drop your dip(chew) on the head of your cock, insert your dick with dip into the ass. Give a few powerful thrust, then pull out the dick with dip attached, put the dip in your mouth then spit on the back of the women.
When having sex with my wife, she asked me to spruce it up a little bit, so i decided to drop in the north georgia dip.
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When partaking in a gangbang with multiple gents & only one female, the double dip rule governs that the person to spearhead the campaign must also go last after everyone else has had their turn.
On arriving at the gangbang gary enthusiastically stated "IM FIRST!!"
Kenneth immediately pointed out the double dip rule "if you go first you have to go last aswell, double dip rule... Its gangbang etiquette"
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when your balls are covered in shit and you sit on a girls nostrils, and she breathes it in.
i gave her a dwight howard dip yesterday!
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When there is a guy or girl on their back and their legs up and then guy 1 dips balls in desired whole and then pulls out then guy 2 does same and they go in turns
Guy bent over : Let's go double dipping
Guy 1 : Ok
Guy 2 : No homo
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Cut the bullshit. When you on the road and you don’t have time to lay out a line of Columbian gold so you dip your dusty dollar bill straight into the bag and take a big whiff. You think you just hit a little toot but it hits harder than your mamma giving you a whoopin.
When you dip the dollar into the bag of blow and take a whiff. Thats the real Belgium dip
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