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Most Valuable Drunk refers to the member of your crew that can be counted on each time he or she is wasted for severeal things:
1)They will make several questionable jokes
2)They will promise things without thinking, sometimes with no possible positive outcome
3)They will always be the life of the party, whether people are laughing at them, or with them
Eric: Yo how did this shit even get started...I don't wanna have a team fight with these ninja's, who got us into this shit?
Matt: Sighhh...It was our MVD, at work again...
Jay: You guys need me, im the Most Valuable Drunk! They're not that fast...
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having had so much anal sex, your rectum feels slack.
After spending the night with Steve, Adam's hole felt as slack as a drunk clown's mouth.
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when a girl is drunk out of her mind giving a blow job and right as he cums in her mouth she pukes up a combination of cum and all the alcohol she's pounded the hours prior all over his cock
I was so fucking hammered I accidentally gave Bobby the drunk cock wash . Do you think he'll call me?
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Originating from a Dead Kennedy's song. This occurs when someone drinking alcohol has had too much and is unable to sexually perform. See also TDTF.
"Dude we're almost on the second carton!"
"Yeah I'm Too Drunk To Fuck!"
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When somebody has a few drinks at a party and ends up in the back room having sex with random guys.
I can't believe Sisi is in the back room on a crate waiting to have sex with a group of guys
That's nasty Jerry! Sisi is a cheap drunk!
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Getting black out drunk while being such a priviledged rich white frat boy that you'll never face any consequences for your actions.
Remember that time in college you got so Brett Kavanaugh Drunk last night you went on a racist diatribe to a homeless black veteran then sexually assaulted like 6 female classmates after getting your acceptance to law school?
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A drunk only experienced when drinking craft beers. It involves the consumption of at least 6 beers containing 7% alcohol or higher. Most times you don't realize you're drunk until you get up to go to the bathroom. The first few steps are surprisingly tough and you immediately question how you are drunk already. Those who fully commit themselves wake up the next day not remembering at least a small portion of the night prior and you have no idea how you got so drunk. (Abbreviated: CMD)
Dude, what the fuck happened last night? Who knows, we were both copper mine drunk.
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