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Jerk-lurker

Or jerklerker, is a person who intentionally Jacks-off around one person or in public.

"I was pissing in a bush till i saw the eyes of a jerk-lurker staring at me, then I heard the beating of meat"

"I was in a McDonald's bathroom stall when I saw the dude next stall over was jerk-lurking around all these poor souls, so I started banging on the stalls wall and scared him away."

by Defusion4 September 29, 2023


Schrodingers Jerk

A jerk whom says something mean or offensive, if it is taken well he takes it seriously, if it is taken badly he plays it off as a joke.

Tom would always say racist things and then say joking when we got mad, such a Schrodingers Jerk.

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024


Twerkle Jerk

When a woman is twerking in the middle of a circular group of men masturbating

That girl in the middle of those guys jacking off is straight up caught in a twerkle jerk.

by imShroomn September 4, 2020


Semicircle jerk

Less than 3 males masturbating together.

Billy and Ricky were grounded so Tommy and Johnny ended up doing a semicircle jerk in the treehouse.

by DonJaime January 11, 2018


circle jerk of biblical proportions

When project management goes any direction other than the intended.

E.g. 16 expensive consultant engineers discussing where to put the "Hazardous Materials" label on Little Boy.

Engineer 12#: "I think we should put it at the top since this is the first thing the enemy sees."
Paying stakeholder: "This is a circle jerk of biblical proportions"

by swaglord_mcmuffin August 21, 2024


jerk corn

a spicy Jamaican Irresistible food

"Cedella-lets get some jerk corn"
"Damerae - Okay!"

by 7thgrade November 12, 2022


beef jerking

jerking off/guy masturbating

friend 1: dude, i have some great porn
friend 2: i'm already beef jerking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)girl( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 8, 2018