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Being blind to somebody or something.
Look the other way, and you shall see no more evil.
A theory used by black matriarchs to predict the degree of melanin expression in skin pigment, as even brown-skinned black people are often born as light skinned babies.
New parent: I don’t know how that’s my baby? It’s so light!
Great grandmother’s aunt (leaning in close to babies head for a better vantage point): You’ve got to look at the ears
Looking flee and fresh without trying to Look tasteful
Oh my, that gal be looking snack like
You look gay but you lack the gay sass.
-Don't you think Brian is gay?
~Nah.
-But I literally saw him kissing a guy earlier.
~He's bi.
-How do you know?
~He may be wearing pink hoodies and be all giggly but he doesn't slay gurl, he's just looking bi.
-Right.
What did you think was gonna pop up? THINK ABOUT HOW TO MAKE PROGRESS IN LIFE! THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU WILL DO! Learn some Spanish or meditate. Go for a jog come on, you got this!
Bob, (Searches "I don't know what to look up, then sees this) "I WILL FIX MY LIFE STEP BY STEP!
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Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-
Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-