Boob Flaps

Boob Flaps: Noun; The nasty looking set of tits attached to a girls chest. They resemble beaver tails, deflated balloons, or elongated pancakes. They hang in a manner which is most unpleasant. They often have a large gap between them and they can sometimes be found on fat girls, or in national geographic.

Sam: "Were her tits nice?"
Adam: "No way man! She has boob flaps!"

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boob teabag

When a woman touches her breast to a man or woman's stationary head, back of hand, elbow, or other appendage.

"Whoa, Grace, you're kinda boob teabagging Mike's head."

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off boobs

If you're 'off boobs' then you've drunk to the stage where you lose the plot and do things that would seem outrageous and unacceptable where you sober.

Policemen: Excuse me, why did you just brick that granny's window?
NK: Cos off boobs init
Policemen: Well I'm going to have to take you into custody
NK: Fuck that you daft cunt, I'm bailing..
*NK then runs int toot wall*

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Twenty Stick-Boobs

Another way of writing the year "2013".
The "3" looks a bit like a pair of boobs as viewed from the top.

Works best when written, vs. when spoken.

07-21-13 {or "21 Jul 2013", or even "Jul. 21, Twenty Stick-Boobs" if you prefer}. Just making my daily check-in from Federal Way WA. USA...

Rummi-Ka-Boob

A extra large breast

“Damn Veronica u have a rummi-ka-boob”
“Oh thanks Mon”

boob-o-lanterns

Boob-O-Lanterns are created by a) applying opaque substance(s) (e.g. electrical tape, marker, paint, string/rope, chocolate, etc) to breasts and b) applying a light (flashlight, phone light, etc) to the bottom (optimal), top or sides of the breasts in an environment with very low light levels. The results are typically best with augmented breasts (ie saline, silicone, etc) but can be accomplished in natural, low density breasts. CAUTION: be careful to use low heat light sources (e.g. LED lights, camera phone lights) to avoid a potential burn to delicate skin.

torch test

1. The most unique Halloween costume this year will be the Witch outfit featuring boob-o-lanterns.

2. One of the great aspects of her new boobs is the fun in making boob-o-lanterns.

3. A boob-o-lantern contest substituted for the weekly wet t-shirt contest at (state favorite establishment or party here).

the man boobs

When something is really terrible, horid, or aweful. The ultimate level of repulsion; direct opposite of "the tits"

Person Number One: "Dude, The Omen was the Tits!"
Person Number Two: "Nacho Libre was the man boobs!"

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