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post blocked

when you post something and someone immediately posts something else, usually in an attempt to cover your post and/or drown it but can be accidental.

"dude, i posted a photo of my dog and it got post blocked by a meme."
"they are so annoying, they better not post block me again."

by wowozy July 6, 2023

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Shaft Block

The tiny bit of cum left in the penis after orgasn, often takes vigorous squeezing to remove

''i got serious shaft block man''

by 44R0N N0RT0N OF STRETFORD January 3, 2010

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dog blocking

Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting cuddles by lying between you and her in bed or on the couch. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and getting cuddles, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.

I did not get to cuddle with my girl last night because I got dog blocked. dog blocking

by John_doe42069 March 4, 2023

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block that punt

said during anal sex by the giving partner when the receiving partner needs to fart

Bill: Pull your dick out of my ass! I have to fart!
Jay: No way! Block that punt!

by noladoc April 27, 2014

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christ-blocked

Being denied sex because the other person is waiting for marriage or is already married to Jesus or "God"

Guy 1: Hey man did you and and your girl have relations yet?
Guy 2: Nah man, she is religious.
Guy 1: Hah! You have been christ-blocked

by ThatOneGUy January 16, 2015

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Bike blocking

When you're riding a bike and a moving obstruction keeps you from passing, turning or doing anything really except putting on the brakes.

Hey dude...Quite bike blocking me! get to the side.

by smalltowncitygirl July 3, 2014

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Whiter's Block

A condition associated with many white people, whereby they are unable to understand how other races are being oppressed and don't understand the need for their individual political movements.

"Hey, did you see Dave saying it should be All Lives Matter instead of Black Lives Matter?"

"Yeah, Dave has a bad case of Whiter's Block"

by steelyj49 June 1, 2020

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