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A region in the United States that were slave states back during the Civil War but didn't secede from the Union like the Confederacy. The states in this category are Missouri, Kentucky, West Virginia, Maryland and Delaware.
Kentucky and West Virginia are now considered to be Southeastern states, Maryland and Delaware are considered to be Mid-Atlantic states and Missouri is said to be a Midwestern state in today's society. Even though the locations of Kentucky and Missouri are relatively controversial nowadays, this is how they are typically described as according to the census.
Kentucky really does seem like a border state. They had the president of the Confederacy aswell as the Union born there; bless their hearts.
Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. There is no escape.
Hey bro that’s shailer park state high school!
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Kansas
Kansas is the hoop state and has the best hoopers
Gradey Dick is from the hoop state
stone cold ass bitch, always ready to fight and fuck over your fam.
Friend: Hey isn't that your grandma from another state?
You: Fucking hell, that grandma from another state is a nasty ass bitch.
University located in Tallahassee, Florida, full of UF rejects that party like no other. They say pretty girls have no intelligence, so they all go to FSU. Everyone hates FSU except for the students and Halloween partygoers from other parts of the state. FSU students tout that they attend the premier school in the state, but nobody there will admit their SAT was under 1300. People go here not because they wanted to, but because it was the only place they could go. Home of the Seminole, its own STD and mascot.
Madi: So where do you go to school?
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?
Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.
James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.
A cow tipping state is any state such as Utah, Montana, Nebraska etc… where a group of boys on a Friday night would have nothing fun to do other than go cow tipping.
God I hate being in Ohio… it’s such a cow tipping state!
A state whose residents would largely vote for a literal banana peel in a presidential election of it was nominated by the GOP.
Yeah Trump dominated Tennessee in the 2020 election. They’re a banana peel state.