when u cuss but there are little virgin ears around u and u dont want them to think u r a bad person
o man i fell down the stairs. it hurt like the first time i fucked. o excuse my french
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When one attempts to perform a "Mexican Chipmunk" but instead, due to the mexican food, lets loose a stream of liquid feces into the partner's mouth
Dude, I was totally going to give this girl a Mexican Chipmunk, but my stomach was upset and I gave her a Mexican French Kiss instead.
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french dick heads-generally most of the population
all of them, apart from people who lived away from the other french people(french dick heads)
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A sexual act in which a male picks a female up, shoves them into a ceiling fan, and proceeds to fuck them, wether if they are dead or not.
I just did The French Underside Childmaker to your mom!
- the opposite of "Pardon my French"
- a part of a song called French! by Tyler, The Creator
1.
A: fuck you bitch ass nigga
B: what did you say?
A: Check My French!
2.
"You little niggas better check my French (My French)
Ugh, you getting money? Better check my French (My French)
Uh, what time is it, huh? check my French (My French)
If you got my shit, you better check my French (Motherfucker!)
I'm making moves, shโ check my French (My French)
I speak English, but check my French (My French)"
When you say you sharted, but your friends refuse to believe you. In anger, you send them a picture of your underpants.
I had to French Creek Kas, my friends are assholes.
a: yo i got french bread pizza
b: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA