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A college located in Stillwater, Oklahoma; Known for there great wrestling program which holds 34 national championship. OSU is also good at basketball and they are improving greatly in football. They are part of one of the best conferences known as the Big 12.
Oklahoma State University dominated in the Big 12 tournament last week.
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Illinois Wesleyan University, or IWU (pronounced eye-woo), is a small liberal arts university in Bloomington, Illinois that consists of about 2500 students.
IWU is in close proximity to Illinois State University, so often there is a sense of rivalry between students at each institution. The high cost of attending IWU makes some students at ISU believe that everyone at IWU is obscenely rich. However, contrary to this popular belief nobody at IWU pays for college in cash and almost all students at IWU get some kind of scholarship/financial aid package that makes the cost much more managable.
Joe: I'm at ISU, where are you going?
Scottie: I go to Illinois Wesleyan University.
Joe: Oh you must be really rich!
Scottie: And you must be an STD-infected chain-smoker.
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An 80's based nickname for Contra Costa College, an East Bay community college located just north of Richmond, California. The name is derived from the proximity to a former Mervyns anchor store located in a nearby strip mall, the El Portal Sopping Center.
I couldn't get into Cal State Hayward, so I'm going to the University Behind Mervyns for a semester to get my GPA up.
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An elite, private research university which boasts some of the best programs in the country, including the prestigious School of Cinematic Arts and School of Letters, Arts and Sciences. USC has top-20 programs in film, engineering, english, and law. Overall, USC ranks just below rival UCLA, however that is projected to change by 2012, and USC has been climbing the national ranks since being named Time "School of the Year" in 2000.
2009-2010 admissions to the university are extremely tough (23% acceptance rate versus UCLA's 21% acceptance rate).
USC boasts incredible sports teams, including football, where they have won the Rose Bowl three times since 2000 and a national championship in 2004. USC also has 12 national baseball championships.
USC is extremely expensive, but has a higher salary rate after graduation than UCLA. USC is also a better choice for entertainment industry jobs, as USC students have higher field interview records than UCLA students. USC believes in a "Trojan Family" alumni network which give students a much needed advantage to find work in Los Angeles after graduation.
"University of Southern California, home of the Trojans"
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A school conveniently located right in the hood. Some people from the hood somehow make it into the school. As a result of its shitty location, the whole school is blocked off from society by a large metal fence, and you have to ID and swipe to do the simplest of actions (like enter the parking lot) and enter your building. Further, you are not allowed to have a car if you are not a commuter or don't have an internship..regardless if you are a senior or freshman.. A lot of the people there are New York/New Jersey rich, snotty kids, so if you're not like that then it is highly suggested not to go to this school. or else you will transfer after one semester, just like yours truly.
non shu student: hey hows Seton Hall University treatin ya?
shu student: it sucks i transferred. when they asked where i said i didn't care as long as i never had to look at south orange, nj again in my life
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(proper noun) 1: A university located in Huntsville, Alabama, which functions primary as a nerd farm and prides itself on its inability to cancel classes 2: Ugly girls 3: Complete boredom
(1) UAH Student 1: OMIGOD! It’s a hurricane, three tornadoes, and every building is on fire all at the same time! Run!
UAH Student 2 (demurring): Drat. The flying debris and collapsing structures will cause my delayed arrival to the exigent astrophysical biology exam occurring later today…
(2) That chick is so ugly she must go to UAH (the University of Alabama in Huntsville).
(3) UAH Student 1: Can you help me with this boring 10,000 question assignment regarding the solidification of nickel-based super alloys under the influence of various inert gases?
UAH Student 2: I'd rather kill myself.
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When you play Steven Universe in the background while having sex.
Person 1: Yo, I Steven Universe and Chilled with Lindsey last night!
Person 2: Wow dudee, that's risky. Playing a kids show while having sex?! Damn you're crazy!
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