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When a criminal tries to dispense of evidence in a restroom, this same-sex modern-day hero follows the offender and physically prevents any further crimes.
This lady was caught shoplifting and, in a panic, ran into the restroom to try and "flush" the evidence, but Katy, the same-sex security guard, and modern-day hero, followed the alleged criminal into the stall, secured the prisoner, and saved the day. Katy is a toilet ninja.
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Haveing such extreme skillz,that you are just as talented as a ninja.Your daily life is just so extreme, you could be drafted in to a ninja army at any moment!
"Dude!i can heal myself! im totally ninja-esque!
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ginger who be sneaking into your mums dm's
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A really hot chick, usually with curly hair and dark skin. An excellent girlfriend, careing, loving and positive all the time.
wow.. that girl is such a ninja jasmin
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Noun 1. When any person calls another for the purpose of taking a shit on the phone without them knowing.
Noun 2. Taking a shit on the phone without their knowledge by masking unpleasant sounds with casual conversation.
1. Chris calls John on the phone, they share casual conversation. Chris needs to take a shit but does not want to pause the conversation. Chris covers loud grunting sounds as they chat committing a "ninja poo".
2. Chris and Shelly chat on the phone when the urge to shit comes upon Chris. Shelly does not give the opportunity for a break rather than shit his pants Chris masks his sounds with a strategically placed loud "I AGREE or YES PERFECT" thus committing a ninja poo.
3. A ninja poo begins with the pants doping as the cheeks touch the seat and ends when the shit covered toilet paper hits the water or when the toilet flushes if there is no paper. All actions must be preformed on the phone.
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The gift you never saw coming.
Gift recipient: "Omg I can't believe I got a Snuggie from the person who sent me the 'WTF Blanket' video!"
Gift giver: "Ninja gift! Oooaaah!!"
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