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When Ranola and Angelo go in to a dark closet together.
Hit the lights so can give you a phillipino surprise.
When you take a wet shit all over you friends toilet, dont flush and close the lid for the next person to get jumpscared by it.
Ahh damn Jay left me a sloppy surprise again
Taking a sloppy shit in your friend's toilet and not flushing so when they come to use it they get a sloppy surprise
Jack: Hey Isaac you said your toilet was clogged?
Isaac: yeah Alex left me a sloppy surprise yesterday, the bog was so big we needed the plumber
Inserting your special cream into a sleeping ginger
Let’s give that fat ginger a strawberry cream surprise they deserve
When you cum in a girl's mouth and she blows a bubble then you say "GET READY FOR A SWEET TREAT!" and start violently charizarding her facial hair
Did you Katy Jenny that bubble gum surprise?
When you're leaving a movie with your girl and she's wearing a miniskirt and out of nowhere you fist her vag and ass at the same time.
"Did you hear why Katie's having trouble walking? John gave her the double parking lot surprise after watching Mockingjay part 1!"
When you bite your fingernail and you taste your shit that you dug out of your ass the night before.
Johnny bit his nail and it tasted like shit, quite a morning surprise