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When a woman whom is menstruating rubs her vulva on another person’s eyebrow, dying it red.
Hey babe! Lay down! I’m gonna come give you a Cherry Eyebrow!
When you cum in a female a lot and then put a cherry in her vagina, then yell “CHERRY BOMB!”
I gave Julie a Cherry Cream Pie last night.
When you fuck a chick anally until she bleeds and then make her suck you off
I gave her a cherry Garcia, which is when you fuck her ass till she bleeds and made her suck it off
High Friend: “bro i kind of want to toss ice cream off the cliff but like i feel bad wasting even vanilla”
You: “dude it’s fine we can just use cherry garcia”
High Friend: “you are a fucking genius”
When someone gives a virgin a blowjob, then stops and walks away right before the receiver orgasms.
Man, my first time was the worst. She gave me the good old Diet Cherry Choke.
When you spray whipped cream all over a girls vagina or ass and than make sure your nails are sharp for the next part, you than stick your fingers into the girls vagina or ass so hard that it causes blood to spray out and than you use the blood for ice cream. You can also ask a girl if she’s on her period so she can bleed on top of the ice cream.
All I need left for the sundae is to put a Cherry on top, does any one of you have a girlfriend?
When my friend Maximus is high as hell and wont tell me how many fucking blunts he smoked
-from emily 2-17-16
Emily: your mad cracked out guys how much did you smoke
Max: I didnt smoke anything onlu apples cherries and bananas
Emily:your a real crackhead
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