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A college for people who have achieved less than 5 GCSE's or non at all. And people screwing so badly that they have to do crappy functional skills. Holding them back more longer at this crap college.
The Manchester College is a college based in Manchester OBVIOUSLY
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Misleading
Scam
These people have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars filling the internet with LIES. They speak at schools, post ads on Craigslist, and I honestly think these people are brainwashed in to believing their own lies.
Tell motivated college students that they will make tons of money over the summer and convince them to rush in to signing contracts and selling innocent homeowners a crappy paint job.
You end up investing your own money in an internship. BIG RED FLAG. This money goes to rich CEO's.
Go read REAL testimonies of people who's college lives were ruined by this SCAM.
A lie that will make you lose money.
They ask you hypnotizing questions like,
We are interviewing 50 people today. (LIE) Does College Works Painters sound like a competitive job that you would be interested in?
We are a company that has lasted 17 years, does that sound successful?
We want to you to sign this contract to ensure your business promotion. Does that sound productive.
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Small liberal arts college located in Latrobe, PA, about an hour from Pittsburgh. Despite some bogus ass policies and an administration with a knack for incompetency, misspending your $28K tuition on useless claptrap, SVC is a great place for starting a career; especially if that career is booze jockey. Don't mistake this college as one of discipline, even with a bunch of monks running around, because those rosy-cheeked clerics drink more than the student body combined. Hell, they used to have their own brewery before it burned down in the 60's. Give those crazy Bavarians a bottle of Heineken and they'll be your best friends for life (and death, since they'll be here when they die as St. Vincent is haunted out the bung). Even though we haven't had a football team in over 40 years, SVC is a bitchin' place to go and drink, meet some good people, and maybe learn a thing or two in between. Gotta love it!
*Beer
*Steelers (even though they suck, GO RAVENS!)
*Monks
*Typical college tramps, asses, nerds, and chill people
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The Harvard of the South.
Liberal Arts School where you pay out the ass to get an education that will put you equal with your parents, who have to make at least $150,000 a year.
A school where you see at least fifty iPhones every day. The losers have BlackBerrys.
And no one in hell would ever have a RAZR.
Polos Ralph Lauren, Coach, and Rock&Republic are all around you.
Forget the GAP.
A school where the students work really hard but gossip and party harder.
Nickname: Hilltop High.
Get ready to hear your name mentioned in conversations about what you did when you were drunk.
IN A NUTSHELL: If you're poor, get ready to feel out of place.
And if you are, you better be REALLY smart to make up for it.
GIRL1: OMG! I love that FENDI bag.
GIRL2: SO LAST SEASON. Ugh. I can't believe that bitch has the audacity. She's obviously not from Birmingham Southern College.
GIRL1: Damn. Moving on...Are you still dating the lacrosse captain?
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A school-shaped toilet frequented by failed students, drug addicts, single moms, and black people whom attempt to get a quality education.
On average, a 6 Year Institution for a 2 year diploma (equivalent to toilet paper in the working world).
Classrooms are smaller than your average washcloset, yet are often filled with more Mexicans than the DMV.
21.4% Chance of getting raped after 6:00 p.m.; unfortunately, there are only 4 Emergency Call Stations on campus.
With 28,000 students, parking is harder to find than someone who actually knows how to spell "College".
City life in Fresno, California is more bland than one of Dane Cook's comedy specials.
Fresno City College frequently mirrors the zoo, as you'll often be matriculating with chimpanzees and chihuahuas that are just as likely to throw their feces or hump your leg.
Nicole: Hey, should I go to Fresno City College next year; I want a good job?
Christina: You could... Or you could start working your way up the McDonald's coporate ladder, as you'll end up there anyway after graduation.
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John: Dude, why don't you go to City next year?
Alex: Why don't I just go to prison and get anally raped half as much.
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Sam: Kelly, I'm gonig to Frseno City next year!!!
Kelly: Wow, if I had a nickel for every successful person to graduate from City, I'd have two nickels.
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UCC a pretty wicked school. I go to St. Mike, we're rivals with UCC. The only reason I didn't go to UCC is because you need to get a 90 + average in school AND get above 96 percentile in math and english in the SSAT's to be considered if you want to get in on the basis of academics. If you want to get in on a hockey only contract - its MUCH easier- you just need to be rly good at hockey, and get decent marks. I have lots of UCC friends and they say the school is wicked- awesome. Too bad I'm graduating next year. Whatever, St. Mike is a decent school, I guess. YEAH ST. MIKES. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.
ST. MIKES kid: Hey I have 3 girlfriends for the BSS dance
Upper Canada College kid: Whateves, I have four.
ST. MIKES kid: YEAH ST. MIKES. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. (giggity giggity)
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