Abbotsleigh

A prestigious girls private school located in Sydney’s upper north shore with yearly costs ranging from $20,000-50,000 depending on whether or not the student boards, and in doing so becomes part of an exclusive club where the aim is to be as much of an asshole as humanly possible.

At this lovely institution, young girls are taught that food is not necessary and should be avoided at all costs. A common belief within the surrounding community is that most Abbotsleigh students are lesbians. This is in fact false - they are bisexual.

Person 1: Oh no, I think I heard a girl throwing up in the bathroom
Person 2: She’ll be fine. Abbotsleigh taught her well

Person 1: I saw an Abbotsleigh girl making out with a boy today. I thought they were all lesbians?
Person 2: Well contrary to pop... *dies*

Abbotsleigh Girl 1: Wow you look so pretty today!
Abbotsleigh Girl 2: Thanks I threw up this morning!

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