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Date your best friend do the day and they have to say yes on 27th May
You:wanna date for the day bestie
Bestie:Ofc it’s national date your best friend day
When you are on a date with someone you like and suddenly you or your date farts and silent or loud could possibly ruin the date
Example 1
Marco: I was on a date with Emily, the cutest girl in school, but suddenly I ruined it with a Date Fart and she ended the date right then and there
Paul: Dang dude
Example 2
Martha: So How was your date with Kelly go
Charles: It was going well then she ended Date Farting
Martha: What’d ya do
Charles: She was embarrassed but I told told her it was fine and that I was even impressed by how long it lasted. We’re going on another date tomorrow
Martha: Wow
when one person is as old as another one was at a certain time
your friend who's 786 days older than you: on february 17th, 2021 i was the same exact age as you are now. that is our dildo date.
you: woah.
Getting an Eli is adventurous there are some learning curves but overall when you're with him you're always having fun and smiling to the point where your face hurts but you're so happy that you really don't know this or mind it the super kind and is so freaking weird but that's what makes him interest you think this might not last forever but lasts he always wants the best for you and cares very deeply making sure you're okay and happy Above All Else
Dating him , it will change your life
1) When your boo needs to bring his illegitimate child with on your date cause it's his turn according to his baby mama
2) When your boo needs to bring his younger siblings with him on a date cause he's babysitting
Going on a date care with my boo cause the DNA test claimed that he's the baby daddy.
when a person cannot bring themselves to stop on-line dating--even when they are not enjoying all the frustration it can bring (while of course waiting to meet "the one").
Laura found herself busy with multiple dates that were rather disappointing. Yet, she couldn't bring herself to get off the date train and just take a break, or try a different site.
To date too many people. To date carelessly.
"Would you like it if your daughter started serial dating?" - Martha to Suzy.
Suzy "Taylor Swift did it and she's a success".