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Dutch Apple Crisp

The act of filling a condom full of apples, Carmel and human feces. Then putting the condom in the freezer for that slight chill.

Judge: "Did you or did you not beat the neighbors dog with a Dutch Apple Crisp?".

by The Dutch King 39384 August 8, 2016

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Dutch paper mache

The act of rolling a joint or the joint itself.

"Hey man, you wanna make some Dutch paper mache crafts?"

by The Baur September 27, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dutch Butt Disease

A bad case of gas, indigestion, or diarrhea that can attack people of anglo-dutch ancestry

Girl: I don't feel like doing anything sexual tonight; I ate too much and I'm getting a bad case of dutch butt disease

by Joran van der Sloot March 10, 2008

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Dutch Oven Masterbater

A man that farts while laying in bed and sniffs his own fart doing the dutch oven,gets so turned on by the smell of his fart,he has to Masterbate.

William harris jr,will take a Dutch Oven Masterbater over a woman anyday!

by williampoop23 November 11, 2008

25๐Ÿ‘ 118๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dutch Van Der Linde

Leader of the Van Der Linde Gang, and is the main antagonist in Red Dead Redemption. He likes people to have some goddamn faith and has an unhealthy obsession with "moneh"

Some quotes by Dutch Van Der Linde include:
"Have some goddamn faith"
"We just need some more money
" We need to make some more noise!"

by Snake142 February 4, 2019

133๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


crazy dutch bastard

a paedophile commonly found patrolling the streets of Luxembourg, in the search of young, male flesh. Spiky hair and extreme good-looks. He can't help what children do to him, "they want to put everything in their mouths". He has a strange addiction to anti-windows technology and is a cyber-hippy.
appreciates techno raves and "dishco bishcuitsh" and he is an extremely lightweight.
he is a crazy dutch bastard
AND I REPEAT.............EXTREMELY HANDSOME!!!!

"letsh get shome dishco bishcuitsh and go raving!"

"mmmmmmm, what a delicate looking little boy"
"crazy dutch bastard, thatsh me!"

by leolux November 2, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 74๐Ÿ‘Ž


Double-Dutch Butt-Puss

Double-Dutch Butt Puss - A type of sex game in which you braid your partner's hair into pigtails, and proceed to have anal, then vaginal intercourse, followed by another round of anal and vaginal sex. Perform while jumping a counter-rotating jumprope held by two African-American women wearing Aunt Jemima dresses or Pilgrim-style clothing and buckle shoes. Perform outdoors on a blacktop basketball court, in scorching summer heat, when possible. You may also hire a naked white woman to play an accompanying "chun cha-cha chun" beat on a high-hat cymbal for the duration of the round of Double-Dutch Butt-Puss.

Bitch! Stop annoying me or we're gonna play a few rounds of Double-Dutch Butt-Puss!

by FlyingDutchman666 July 20, 2016

38๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž