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Emily Smith

Where do I start, people named “Emily Smith” are the best people in the whole ass world. They are the most trustworthy people in the world. As well as being the kindest people in recorded history. If you don’t have a friend named “Emily Smith”, What are you doing?? They are the GREATEST people ever!

How are you?
Im Great! I have a friend named emily smith.

by factsonlybro February 20, 2022


lesbian emily

likes girls {???} this is lesbian emily

this is an lesbian Emily

by asdnhtg4r3t March 6, 2020


Emily Shaw Agnes

A very attractive glamour model from England with perky 34E breasts, toned belly, perfect innie pussy and a gorgeous face. A perfection

-Dude, I googled Emily Shaw Agnes and ejaculated very hard last night. It was amazing
-She is sexy. I still have a Playboy magazine with her, wanna see it?
-Sure!

by nssn July 31, 2024


emily and louie

Two unique one of their kind sort of people. As when they come with one another their bond is wholesome and unbreakable. The two named as such have the most unbelievable,freakiest,sexiest,seductive,loveing and the most upward to the point of satisfaction kind of love making in the world. The bond is remarkable so trustfully that anyone who trys to intervene between will get closed out and kicked to the curb in matters of a heartbeat. Try em and get burned come straight or don't even bother em! Got to be the best match made in heaven!

"Nobody could come close to becoming an emily and louie in their relationship.. " Said the wise people. " Just hope and wishes are all others got...!"

by Louily May 16, 2021


Emily Kuenstle

Emily Kuenstle is a very nice and pretty girl, however she can be very crazy around her real friends. She laughs like a horse on steroids but it's very attractive to some people. She yells about how much she wants dick a lot, but truly she is looking for a long term relationship with a nice attractive boy going by the name Zac Efron.

Dude: Bro Emily Kuenstle was so wild at the party last night!

by libbbbyyyyyy55 February 7, 2018


Emily Gundersen

A girl who has short term, can never keep a guy because she always gets into a relationship when shes not ready. She likes to flirt. She loves dogs. She's straight up with you, and will tell you how it is even though you wont like it. She drives everyone around like an Uber or Taxi. She's addicted to fortnite. She has trouble being honest with the ones she cares about because she doesn't want to hurt their feelings. Loves comedy. Loves to sing. Loves movies. Eats a lot of cereal. Loves redbulls. Too nice to not talk to you. Sometimes has trouble coming up with things to talk about. She has RBF . Seems like a B*tch, but shes super sweet. She will do anything for anyone to make them happy. Loves her family. Always tries her best. She has great friends. She's funny and has a nice butt. Shes BAD A** and beautiful.

OMG is that Emily Gundersen? She has a nice booty and is hot AF!

by G_Slay March 22, 2018


emily ran out of diet pepsi

A cocktail made precisely with 5 ice cubes, single jigger of white bacardi rum and flat fresco found in the back of refrigerator.

The name of this drink is Emily ran out of diet Pepsi.

by November 28, 2020