nose job

when a woman is giving a man a blow job and he is about to come. he takes his penis and puts it to her nose so he cums up her nostril
this is known as a nose job

she was complaining about me cuming in her mouth so i took it out and gave her a nose job

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Blow Job

1. Oral Sex (most common usage)
2. Slang for Suicide Bomber

Al Fukuldick joined the Jihadist terrorist group after being offered a free "blow job". but instead of oral sex, he got blown up.

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ball job

the act of slapping a vagina with your testicles over and over again as a sexual act until orgasm is reached.

yo bro this one time zoya khan was like "chris give me a ball job!!!!!!!!"

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The Italian Job

The world record holder for longest commercial. This commericial is so long one must pay to see it. The commercial is for Mini Coopers.

Man I sure am glad they didn't put that long new commercial, The Itailian Job, between my movie on Fox.

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Snow Job

Misinformation and outright lies meant to confuse and deceive uttered by a political propagandist disguised as a white house press secretary or other pseuo-journalist such as a Fox Network sponsored pundit.Anything that Tony Snow says can be considered a 'Snow Job'.

"Did you hear the latest 'Snow Job'on Fox News?"I don't know how that man(Tony Snow) can read what Karl Rove has written for him without cracking up"

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snow job

The 2001 tuck rule shenanigans that overturned a Tom Brady fumble and allowed the Patriots to force the game to overtime, and eventually win.

The Raiders should have gone to the superbowl that year.

The snow job was the most gut wrenching officiating decision in playoff history.

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cake job

Taking a shit on the top of someone's head, like icing on a cake.

Sarah wanted a good cake job pic so I ate hummus and crackers for two days and let it rip right on her corn rows

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