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ugly ass mother fucker

some one so ugly that you even wonder how god green lighted that shit

caden garrison is a ugly ass mother fucker with no chin or jaw line

by the come goblin December 6, 2021

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Mother Good Good Daughter

People daughter that does take other people man right thru thru....Have more unread messages than the days them living. Them could be gold diggers too, so look out fellas.

Katherine is a *Mother Good Good Daughter*

by Prakashlal April 12, 2023


Mothers Gym Bag Phobia

While driving and a mother asks her son to reach into her her gym bag to retrieve her wallet out of it-the boy gets extreme anxiety. A phobia disorder caused by the proccess he must go through and begins to get nerveous and sweat while digging around her clothes and is grossed out of their minds, because they beleive they will touch a pair of sweaty panty hose in the proccess but they do the task anyway because they are hungry and want to eat fast food.

True story, my son said he watched a movie and the boys were robbing a store and wore pantyhose on their face and one boy says to the other" these panyhose smell weird" and asks the other boy-"where did you get these from?" the other boy answered" out of my moms gym bag" They took them off right away and from now on experience mothers gym bag phobia. I had to laugh at my son so hard because i said why are you acting that way while looking thru my back pack-he said i might touch your pantyhose. I said I dont own or wear any pantyhose! Nevertheless he has the phobia just from watching the movie.

by M.G.B.P. January 7, 2012


mud fuck mother fucker

A person who has put their penis inside of a mud hut and use it as a glory hole to receive a blowjob from their own mother.

“The paki is a mud fuck mother fucker”

by Bobbypinrider January 27, 2019


Your brother your mother

Possibly the most dangerous phrase since humans have developed vocal cords, above “your sister a mister” and “ your granny tranny”. Every time this is said the universe speeds up, the sun expands and god himself worries for his future

person 1 your mum gay
person 2 your dad lesbian
person 1 your granny tranny
person 2 your sister a mister
Person 1 your brother your mother
god *cries*

by @matwai_ on ig March 17, 2018


Bitch Made Mother Fucka

When challenged to a fight by using violent and threatening adjectives, typically in front of their friends. You provide your home address and they don't show.

Your Boy: Where the fuck is that bitch ass and his crew?

You: I gave them mini trucka mafia tricks my address. Out here with a handful of nut waiting to bitch slap that wigga.

Your boy: I knew that Bitch Made Mother Fucka wouldn't show!

by Zero Shitz Given April 26, 2020


u mother xd xd

when the 9 year old tries to insult you

u mother xd xd

by asdhkjadsd March 8, 2021