Beer-acle

A beer-induced miracle. Such as waking up in the morning with some HOT chick/guy in bed with you....and NOT remembering how she/he got there.

WOW I got SO wasted last night. I don't remember a THING. The beer was going down so good! I woke up this morning next to Jessica Alba!!!! It's a BEER-ACLE!!!

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kosher beer

Shop Rite word for anything that is mistakenly sent in place of something else from the ghetto Shop Rite wharehouse. Based on actual events.

MC Ghandi: Yo, Yo, Yo! What da fuck, man?! I open up the truck for paper bags and instead we got a pallet of kosher beer! Whats that shit?! Fuck that! I'll get me some Bacardi and go drinking because its Indian New Year tonight.

Wheel: Word.

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Piss beer

Adding some piss to the beer so it gives it a nicer taste

Yum piss beer

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beer song

song inspired by or about beer

merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream,

belts off trousers down isn't life a scream
beer song i want a beer bong, don't be long, mon chere

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Beer Hard

Dervied form a hard on that is not fully erect. usually happens when you are in a drunken state

Last night i couldent have sex cuz of my beer hard

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Douche beer

1. A juicy liquid that comes out of the douche bag after usage. Usually drunk in pint or half pint glasses and it tastes great.

Lil luke says " Rachel whack be up a fresh batch of douche beer, NOW BITCH!"

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Titties and beer

Replaces the old terms "awesome" or "great" in the world of paintball.

Keith looking at his new DM4:

"Damn, this gun shoots great, it's titties and beer."

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