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"The pants are already ironed boy"
"The pants are being ironed"
"aye fam wyd?"
"ironing the pants, hol up"
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-What my Mom calls a new pair of shorts I bought at American Eagle for $34.50 this afternoon.
-What ALL the shorts you see at American Eagle/Abercrombie & Fitch/Hollister/and Aeropostale are.
Mom - So, what did you buy at American Eagle? ...Oh my God look at those hot pants! I don't want you wearing those to school...
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Toight pants with lots of zippers that were originally made out of parachute material. MC Hammer pants!
U Can't Touch these parachute pants (Sorry, it's cheesy)
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when girls wear more than one pair of underwear to make their butt look bootylicious I.E. bigger
Tareyton: "I swurr Kesha's butt was flat, but know it looks like Beyonce's. It's kinda lumpy though..."
Cornell: "Naw, man. My sista tol me dat she where more dan one pair of draws to make it look big."
Tareyton: "No wonda she smell like piss."
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An otherwise macho male who plays a given sport like a girl.
"Nice drive, fruity-pants... almost made it to the red tees."
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The person known as "Sexy Pants" is unbalanced and loves to smoke the cock as much as possible. Not only does he love to suck penis like one massive joint full of gay pot, he also loves to ride the cock as well. He'll ride it long and hard into the morning light.
Sexy Pants sucked my cock last night.
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ones whose balls slap around in their pants.
you man...you got slappy pants today...
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