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Sex in a movie theater
I just joined the 100 seat club while watching Avatar.
A genre of porn that is esteemed by critics (AKA the highly experienced Peternity discord server)
Hey dude I just finished watching a movie with my parents and grandparents!
What did you watch?
club penguin sex!
Trophy club texas is a city near denton. it mainly consists of snobby white people, old people who have guns , and filthy rich families. not to mention the amount of drugs secretly being used at the local school Byron Nelson. BNHS is literally a school that just has drugs in it, hot people, and a lot of cops. if you want am actual education don’t go there. Anyways the nearby town Roanoke isn’t as bad as Trophy Club. it has middle class houses and less snobby people. the people who live behind Medlin middle school are usually the stoners but chill people. Southlake anyone nearby town is just rich white people who think they ca me get anything they want and they can because they have hella money. the people there are usually pretty annoying since all they talk about is their daddy’s money and the drugs they just bought this last weekend. The only good thing in southlake is the town square. it has many stores and restaurants of all kinds. Overall don’t live in trophy club unless you’re rich or you know how to act rich.
Do you know anyone who lives in Trophy Club, Texas?
To be a member requires not knowing your a member.
A person who thinks their intelligent and to stupid to relize their not.
Hey Sky! Are you a member of the Dunning-Kruger Club?
The act of squatting over a stove and taking a shit in a fryinging pan afterwards whip out the penis and masturbate over the sizzling slop and jiss on top of the shit and eating it to cause pleasure
I made myself a Texas Club Sandwich n it was so amazing i jacked off again!
a rap song that was created by the crew at hsaorsomething (myspace). featuring gangsta and freestyle rap stylings
come partay with me in
da club in ma car
club in ma car
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When they turn the lights on before closing the club and you're already disoriented from the loud music and being drunk and the lights blind you.
Guy:I know they're closing but I need to sit for a second.
Friend:strip-club flashbang?
Guy: Yeah I can't see or move.