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the point system of lies, sweetened sarcasm, exaggeration, and "kiss-assing" used by males to better assure their chances of gaining the attention of a desired female, in the hopes of "getting some booty" (SEX).
Ex:
"Oh babe, you have the sexiest sneeze."
"Of course your little brother can come with us to the movies"
"Damn baby, I love your new haircut, I really liked you with hair, but I LOOOOVE you without any."
Examples of Use:
"I hate how every time I make fun of sarah, john comes to her rescue, trying to earn him some Cootie Points."
"I know I lied when I called her sexy, I was just trying get me some Cootie Points."
The Tipping Point is when a person realizes they are more than halfway through a class they despise. This is usually accompanied by a sense of elation. Bonus points if it's the last class of the day, or if it's before a break or fun activity.
John: "Oh shit, it's 2:40, we're at The Tipping Point!!"
Dave: "Fuck yeah, only 35 minutes left in class!!"
First part of penis to chafe itself raw after meat beating for the 4th time without proper amount of knuckle butter present
I told my doctor I yanked so hard by the time I was done my friction point got a staph infection
A place where hoarders and/or procrastinators put things like dirty dishes, books or other items.
When I checked on my roommate, their room had several crap-gathering points consisting of dirty plates and bowls; their filthy clothes; and empty soda cans.
Someone who posts truckloads of juicy internet content (memes, videos, etc) to get internet points in return.
Those meme channels are big point farmers!
A neighborhood of novato, a mutant incest love creature between Black Point and Green Point. Black Point is a collection of small secluded houses full of hippies, and green point are multi-million dollar mansions run by absent addict patriarchs piggybacking off of daddy’s trust fund money. The two are divided by highway 37, which is full of drunk truckers who finished drinking 70 6-packs at Rossi’s Deli
Josh: “Have you ever been to Black Point-Green Point?”
Zach: “Wtf, why would anybody do that? I’m not looking to get run over by some mexican trucker who just finished daydrinking at the deli”
Smoking weed instead of harder drugs like method or crack.
Person 1:Wanna smoke some meth?
Person 2: nah man, "Joints not points" for me.
Joints not points is just someone who prefers weed over any other drugs.