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squashed fly biscuits

another name for fruit shortcake biscuits, a biscuit containing fruit and sugar. the fruit has the appearance of squashed flies when baked into the biscuit, hence the name.

henery: would you like a biscuit?

charlie: yes please

henery: squashed fly biscuits or garibaldi?

charlie: squashed fly biscuit please. i hate garibaldi's.

by henery777 June 10, 2009

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flying kick slap

As one human being runs and jumps with massive force . kicks the target with both feet and As the opponent tries to block or dodge/parry you target his Earline and swing both hands simultaneously and gives a skull throbbing Slap

Warning : Doing this might end up being a double KO or Death for the target party!

Best performed by Crazy people and Zohan

Paul: John give back my 1 gram of cocaine
John : Fuck off
Paul : ( Takes a step back)
John : what now?
Paul : Hands out a Flying kick slap

2 weeks later

Rudi : hey man going to johns funeral after that Flying kick slap you gave him
Paul : i suppose so !

by Volt4g3 April 17, 2009

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2 pound fly

Wrapping your testicles around the shaft of your penis, making it resemble the eyes of a large fly.

If Blake tries to show you a 2 pound fly, just look away.

by Havnav March 25, 2009

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Rocky the flying squirrel

The act of grabbing your nutsack through your open fly and extending the loose skin into a rough square shape with thumbs and index fingers from both hands and then posing for a picture with someone who is sleeping or passed out drunk.

Dammit! I just got logged onto Facebook and Kyle posted pictures where he Rocky the flying squirrel'ed me.

by Captain Underpants III January 4, 2011

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Fly-out chick

A fly out chick is a female who pretends to be a model on instagram and on other social networks to try and get men to fly them out to exotic countries, where they partake in sexual actions for one night.

Alena models her body on instagram but doesn't in real life and seems to be living a lavish life. She is most definitely a fly-out chick.

by urbanshiner April 23, 2015

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flying ninja monkeys

Flying Ninja Monkeys(AKA FNM's) were once the dominant race on this planet...however after hundreds of years of war between them and Flying Ninja Gorillas(AKA FNG's-see Flying Ninja Gorrilas for definition) the FNM's decided to hide their survivors and reamin in secrecy...only recently has their been rhumours of 2 wise men known as Corby And Vahon, have been able to command these FNM's...i was among the first to fall to their extreme power...WARNING: let no force ever underestimate their power.

Bushes presence in Iraq is not only for the oil....that is a cover story....he is looking for the power to control FNM's and FNG's

by Victum Of Their Wrath January 5, 2005

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Philadelphia Flying Fuck

Involves a doorway, a rocking chair, a chinning bar in the doorway. The man puts his knees on the chair. The woman sucks his cock by rocking the chair, when he's about to blow his load, he hangs from the chinning bar, heightening orgasm

I'm all worn out from that Philadelphia Flying Fuck last night

by Hey Now 469 July 1, 2009

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