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An item that is on the endangered species list! Used to wipe your bottom. Various breeds, 2 ply 3 ply or the best , four ply. Peepole seem to think this will stop you from catching the corona.
eg1: Hey bro, you got 4 ply toilet-paper ?because im finna take a phat SHET !
eg2: doctor:"You have covid-19!" Guy :"No way! That's impossible because i bought out the toilet-paper!"
When you want to toilet paper Laura's neighbor's house but Kirk suggests you use her sheets instead.
If we use Laura's sheets to toilet paper their house they can use a blacklight and DNA testing to find her.
When a pandemic starts everyones assholes begin spraying shit uncontrollably causing massive swarms of white trash mobbing stores to get that precious anus relief one can only get from toilet paper
Only the smooth cotton clouds of toilet paper can soothe this bleeding anus.
When the 2020 this was the most important item in existence. No longer exists.
You bro you got any toilet paper
THEY STILL HAVE THAT
When the 2020 this was the most important item in existence. No longer exists.
You bro you got any toilet paper
THEY STILL HAVE THAT
The Sun Newspaper is so bad that I wouldn't even use it as toilet paper.
What your ancestors used in sacred rituals protecting different holes of the human body which is now extinct due to the SARS2.0 global outbreak.
Son, there once was a time when humans really got their heads up their asses, buying & stocking toilet paper as if it was the cure or as if a virus was about to attack their assholes and food & water were very low down the list of survival items.