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Unlike its name might suggest, a cat sandwich is in fact entirely free from small feline creatures.
The "Cat" in a Cat Sandwich is actually just an acronym for the sandwich's filling; Cheese, Avocado and Tomato. (With pepper on top for extra deliciousness)
The fillings should all be sliced, with the cheese on the bottom, tomato in the middle and avocado on top.
Sam: Christ I sure am hungry. I could go for a fresh Cat Sandwich right now!
Rosie: That's sick! You eat poor little kitties!?
Sam: No, silly ho! It's a cheese-avocado-tomato sandwich.
Rosie: Eww, avocado...
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A very scary show in which teenagers and adults think is very scary. Don't recommend this for your child.
Now that my children have watched The Cat In The Hat, they're drug addicts!!!
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Cat referred to as pussy for example: pussy cat.
To cat out means that; dont pussy out
Dont Cat; If someone is going to wimp out or not do something; like dont cat at skipping school tomorow; or dont cat on me selling you this item.. and so on.
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A person who is too curious for their own good. Derived from the phrase "Curiosity killed the cat."
A: "Aren't you curious to know why John and his girlfriend broke up? You should try to ask him."
B: "Hey, I'm no cat killer."
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A common sexual practice.
This involves taking naps between acts of sexual intercourse in order to recover and gain an energy boost for the next session. Couples may drift between sleeping and sexual intercourse numerous times with no verbal communication or other activities outside of the bedroom.
This is probably the most productive way a couple could spend a sunday. I.e. in bed and fucking.
Joe: How was your weekend man?
Peter: Pretty mad... spent all of Saturday and Sunday cat napping with the missus.
Joe: Awesome... wish I had a cat........
Peter: ?
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Nyan cat is the epitome of annoying. Play it loudly next to friends and watch them suffer. Results may vary from insanity, bleeding from the ears, hysteria, excessive violence and/or painful death.
YOU: I love nyan cat! ::turns on nyan cat::
FRIENDS: AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!! ::dies painfully::
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To change the subject of conversation, especially with reference to silly cats
Bridget will you marry me?
Oh look at the silly cats!
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