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Ron asks a woman to have dinner with him. When the check arrives he tells her portion is $24.89.
Ron: I only had one drink, you had TWO!
Date: Aaah, OK.
Ron: Can you leave the tip, I'm short on cash.
Date: WTH...Are you a member of AA - Asshole Anonymous???
Ron: No I'm not, wanna go to your place and have sex? I'm married.
A picket fence asshole is someone who acts charming, perfect, and overall like an ideal person in public, but is a total asshole in private.
For example, someone might act like the perfect guy who treats his wife and kids like they're the most precious being on Earth only when there are other people around. But when they get home, or when no one is watching, they verbally attack their wife, or try to intimidate their kid.
This term typically applies to guys but is sometimes used to describe a woman too.
1: Hunter's such a dick, I'm tired of him breaking shit everytime we get in an argument.
2: What? Damn, he seems like an angel. I can't believe he'd do that...
3: yeah, he's such a picket fence asshole.
What you get when you try to do what Dr. Frankenstein did by making a boy next door out of an asshole.
She tried to take the more favorable traits/parts of guys that she actually liked and combine them with the disgusting and grotesque traits/parts of the guy she was operating on to make him more like a boy next door, but instead ended up getting an asshole next door.
An asshole that becomes agape after being fucked hard. It then turns into a pink sock.
Darla has a blowed out asshole because she took Matt's Alabama king snake, for 3 hours straight.
When your friend does something stupid you say asshole shit cock
your such an asshole shit cock
1) Someone hired as a domain expert who clearly knows less about the topic then you, or that you have failed to realize that the actual domain is "charging the customer as much as possible". 2) An unbearably obnoxious and condescending SME.
That consultant who produced that flowchart is clearly a subject matter asshole
While a normal asshole can only take so much before becoming sore, a person with a "double-jointed" asshole can have anal sex with multiple people at the same time throughout the whole day.
Dude, I screwed a girl with a double-jointed asshole and it was like a cave down there.