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A phrase which should be used toward someone who has nothing better to do with the time they have off from school, work, etc.
Ronald: I submit a new word to the Urban Dictionary editors EVERYDAY
J: Wow you must have a lot of free time
Ronald: Yeah I do. Thanks!
J: You don´t get it, do you?
Ronald:What do you mean?
J:*sigh*...
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What you say when you just had an accident.
"Dude, I seem to have done a toilet on the floor."
"Dude, clean it up, that is gross."
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No. Emojiology Is a extremely simple career for teenagers. The requirements to be a Emojiologist is too start posting emojis on Instagram as a teenager and then keep posting them until you make a $1 Million Dollars.
Do You Have to go to college to be an Emojiologist?
Not delivering on a promise or offering something you have no intent of delivering on.
Brown: Thank you for the drinks and smokes. What can I get you? I am going up to the bar will get you what every you like.
Me: Its been 20 minutes I wonder if he is coming back, I am thirsty, confirmed he is gone.
Me: Dude I have been Murray Browned
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To be grumpy or a curmudgeon, someone who is often in a bad mood
Boy that guy is a pain in the ass. Someone must have shit in his cereal
“No wonder it seems like someone shit in his cereal.”
― Upon Stilted Cities: The Winds of Change