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when you smash your mobile keyboard when searching something in google chrome
P.1: BRUH I HATE THIS KEYBOARD! HOW HTH GBB YHJB BN.COM H!MMYTV
What the prison guard asks when you first walk into a new prison, in relation to a lot of charges.
Gaurd: How many kids?
Me: 72, if you include my cousin. Each.
Gaurd: EACH?
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Gaurd: EACH!?
1). A term that essentially means you are a fucking idiot and thats why that happened.
2). The literal meaning of explaining how that happened.
" When an elephant gets excited and wants to release tension it climbs on a female and fucks them, and thats how that happens!" -Jeannine booty Little
The most phenomenal star sees this universe has ever seen. Of referred to as Katie, this enigma of a person shares love with each smile. When around her you will be immediately infected with laughter and good vibes. She sees past your toxicity and loves you harder on your bad days. For someone who holds a grudge she surely can forgive. She is hard to obtain and easy to trust. If you’re lucky enough to see her heart, never look away. Her eyes are the key to the universe.
Oh my Katherine Howe, you’re so fucking precious.
What you say immediately following a long, awkward silence. Usually followed up by "How are your hands?"
"Did you see Mary's shirt?"
"Dude, she's right there."
"Oh......so, how's Peabody?"
"How are your hands?"
When your basically saying " Wassup girlfriend " or when your a by ur saying " Whats up dude
Me: how are you bestie
Her: good
a indiana guy in the big city of chicago, just tryin' to make it.
how yall doin' skeeter