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oh-ring

A lovely "will you marry me?" jeweled band dat makes da proposed-to chick gasp and exclaim in surprise when it's presented to her.

Beautiful precious-stone-fitted finger-adornments aside, a simple rubber sealing-hoop for a piece of machinery might also qualify as an "oh-ring" if da owner of said device wasn't expecting you to supply said vital repair-part at a certain time.

by QuacksO July 26, 2023


eye-rings

dark rings under one's eyes

It seems you haven't slept well for ages.
Why that?
Because of these eye-rings you've got.

by maroccan July 7, 2011


kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die

(Bonus points if you can tell me where this phrase originated in popular culture): doff me a hat and respect my authority or else...suffer the unpleasant consequences of not doing so.

mother: I am taking over as the Don Corleone of this house; enough is enough. David, you are such a rotten apple. now it's time for you to either kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die. Or you can shack up with your girlfriend and flap your own wings; the ball is in your half court.

David: Since I am too late to save my sinking Titanic, what are the consequences?

mother: you are going to save your sinking Titanic or you can try to flap your own wings.

by Sexydimma February 13, 2014


Lip ring

what luke hemmings should put in his fuckin mouth.

I really love Luke's lip ring, he is so hot!

by sourstraxberry March 22, 2021


Nicky Ring

The Nicky Ring is when someone gets down on all fours and their partner goes to time on your arse also on all fours.

Hey babe, do you fancy a Nicky ring tonight?

by Nicky Ring September 25, 2021


intro ring

an engagement ring that you borrow from a loved one with a promise to replace the ring with your own, eventually.

We travel so much that I had to use a intro ring to propose! I'm definitely gonna get her the one she wants tho.

by nellyngtonlovecloud August 21, 2019


Alter your Ring Tone

You can alter your Ring Tone by squeezing the cheeks of your arse together!!

To 'Alter your Ring Tone' As you fart squeeze the cheeks of your arse together, this alters your ring tone??

by kermit999 October 23, 2009