Tom Daley dump

Offloading a turd that dropped out at such high velocity it didn’t even make a splash

A Tom Daley dump

Fucking hell mate I’ve just had a “Tom Daley dump”

Detroit dump truck

A girl defacates on a mans chest then the man pushes it all the way down his body

He got the Detroit dump truck last night

dump my neck

Probably slang for something sexual idk.

*in the middle of rehearsal*
Alexis:WAIT I GOTTA DUMP MY NECK
Everybody else: ooo kinky ;^)

Dump-n-jack

When you take a dump, then jack off in the bowl after you're done. Usually this is to save water and not flush twice, or to cover up for anyone in the house.
Can also be taking a dump right after you finish jacking off.

"I'm gonna go take a dunp-n-jack"
"Cool. See you in 30"

"I told my mom I was in the bathroom when I did my dump-n-jack"

Volcanic Cum Dump

When a womans ass gets completely filled with semen from a large group of men, then chugs a bottle og magnesium citrate causing her to expell all the semen like a volcanic explosion.

Dude! We turned a chick into a volcanic cum dump last night! A bunch of guys busted a nut in a chicks ass, then she chugged a bottle of that liquid stuff you drink before a colonoscopy, she violently shit out all that cum all over the place!

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smell my dump

expressing a strong feeling of dislike or literally smelling a pile of dump

Jake was smelling dumps all night or "Hey Jake want to hold Dean's hand?""Smell My Dump!"

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old-age dump

a place where old people are dumped by their nice relatives

...particularly now that Granny's gone back to the old-age dump and they can let their true feelings really rip.

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