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They taste like poop and smell like it,too.
Johnny opened up his fortune cookie and it said "No matter what college or university you go to,your still gonna end up getting a crappy job"
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having sex or "getting some"
me and Judy were busy all night tossing cookies. We did it on top of the stove and everything
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Arkansas christmas cookie is when one person lays in the snow making a snow angel while another person urinates on them. The urine acts as the "sprinkles" on the "angel"
My girlfriend was so excited for the first snow of the year, she laid down in it and started making a snow angel. I used this opportunity to make her a arkansas christmas cookie!
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cookies mormon people make to please their loved ones.
also used as a sexual innuendo in a "pure" sense, because sex is unpure otherwise and that is against their religion.
mormon man, when talking about mormon cookies.: "you havent tasted cookies till you taste my cookies"
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Where a group of guys stand around and ejaculate onto a cook that is place in the middle of them, the last one to finish as to eat the cookie
Dude, i totally lost at cookie shot last night and it was discusting
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1. to sell out on your friends
2. to ditch on plans
Mike: yo, I thought John was gonna come too.
Frank: no, hes selling cookies on the corner instead.
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