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Throat Goat Crucifixion

When you use an exercise band to hold someones head in place while they give you a blowjob

My girlfriend really likes throat goat crucifixion, she must have a really good lung capacity.

by CJ142857 May 2, 2022


Goat Land

Ryan and his friends live here and its a land with the magical goats which is an amzing place

I wish I could live in Goat Land by the Goat Public

by Goatsssss January 15, 2019


goat's law

If a man owns goat,
He must provide goat,
to any and all of his friends, of whom are tripping balls and want to play with said fucking goat with in 15mins or be hanged by the neck till dead!!!!

Dude bring the fucking goat, it's goat's law

by King mammal August 31, 2018


Lexi the goat

Lexi the goat is a tall, fine ass red head on TikTok, her TikTok’s mostly consist of her living her little iconic life, being sad, or just making TikTok’s about her girlfriend Joselyn. Her TikTok’s can also be goofy or serious at times. When she’s not doing TikTok’s and just living her life she can be an enjoyable person to talk to. She can easily make your day just by looking at her pretty face. As far as I know she does not have any extra curriculares for school, Shes a hard worker who helps others with their work, and helps others cheat from her test. Shes like a magnet to some people, people jsut want to be around her, and many would know why. she’s a nice, loving, compassionate, funny, and beautiful person. And i just love everything about her, and I couldn’t think of anyone else I would want to love more than Lexi.

Lexi the goats TikTok’s make me cream

Lexi the goat rides waves

by Iloveredheads28 November 20, 2022


J-Tizzy Goat

A blonde individual located on the upper north shore/beaches often found with enlarged balls due to his unconventional use of a bathroom (ED).

Weaknesses include: (ED), Monte(SF)(EV), Land sports and Chem.

J-Tizzy Goat the game started half an hour ago why haven't you left home.

by Everythingismint September 5, 2023


Goat milking

When a guy gets jacked off, by another party, from behind between his legs.

I caught mom goat milking dad this morning....

by ChummBear August 1, 2021


love goats

An illogical reference used in a text conversation to distract from the current conversation.

Preston sent the text "Love goats" to distract from everyone in the group chat from making fun of him.

by Crowned40 June 17, 2017