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Noun. A subtle non-violent war that takes place on a civilian level in the name of economic advancement of a group of people who share likeness, usually on a corporate level.
1. I started my own business because I got sick of dealing with paper war's on the job.
2. Girl, I left (Job A) a month ago and found one that appreciated me because they kept starting paper war's talking to me any way then writing me up when I responded uncomfortable!
3. I looked at the top 100 people who worked at the company I was applying for and the only person who looked like me was the woman on the brochure, it's just giving me paper war energy!
Example: (Party A) is hiring and promoting mostly people who resemble them while simultaneously making work hard, uncomfortable, or difficult for (PartyXYZ) so they quit. This will allow (Party A) to get a hold of a business in a nice area and establish themselves away from all the chaos on their side of town. As a defense to keep unwanted hires out (Party A) will usual put (PartyXYZ) in the cooler area to push them to give up and quit, makes easy for Paper War to begin.
Toilet paper used after a particularly hot meal, especially including alcohol.
The first wipe was namebrand toilet paper, but the second was boilet paper.
The shreds of toilet paper left over after a cat has clawed a roll.
Sorry, I'm out of whole rolls but I have a bunch of kitty paper you can use.
Eating a creampie off of someones underwear.
After he was cuckled, we made him "lick the paper towel"
Dried jiz between the pages of a porno mag
I found a porno mag in the bushes but the pages were stuck together with paper steaks
When a hard working individual distracts another hard working individual with a mofo paper towel...
"Lisa left the paper towel!"
Information was written, but they couldn't write their information fast enough because Lisa left the g-d d-mn paper towel!
A newspaper that focusses on profit rather than serious journalism.
A paper that has no interest in winning a Pulitzer Prize or other awards for journalistic excellence might well be a joke-a-paper more interested in revenue from display and classified ads than trying to investigate what goes on behind the scenes.