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november 10th national aint shit day , post anyone that isn’t shit.
“ November 10th is aint shit day “
a shit you take when visiting a club or friend where you face the wall and so make a biggg mess that needs to be cleaned or it'll stink like hell
dude : "holy crap what happened to my toilet !?!"
dude 2 : "ye doug took a visitor shit when he was wrecked"
Someone who'd always talking shit, spreading rumors, and anything along the lines of gossiping.
"Bella is always talking about how annoying Taylor is" Susan said
"Yeah, Bella is such a shit log" Linda said
When a disc golfer shows up to the course intoxicated from whiskey and marijuana. This golfer usually shoots the worst score and walks around with his lip dragging on the ground. He also wears boots covered in bird shit and falls off the tee boxes because he is so drunk!
Did you guys see that pigeon shit yesterday?
When someone pees on the toilet seat, so you wipe it off and flush it and then put toilet paper around the toilet seat.
It is also used to not feel the coldness of a toilet seat.
another name for an annoying girl with a brown birthmark on her face
jayden: look, it’s the shit faced bitch
what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit
jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"